Movie Magic Thinkers Key - The Reverse Key

Today for Reading I completed a Movie Magic Thinkers Key called the Reverse Key. I had to name 12 things a microphone cannot be used for. ;

Here are the 12 things a Microphone cannot be used for:

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1. You can't eat a microphone. 
2. You can't jump on it.
3. You can't swim on it.
4. You can't cook it.
5. You can't drive with it.
6. You can't write with it.
7. You can't use it as a phone.
8. You can't wash your hands with it.
9. You can't kiss it. 
10. You can't ride it.
11. You can't run on it.
12. You can't use it like a gun.